Killer Outfits For The Undead Diva
by Z, author of The Gossip Ghouls series
5. Loaded Stilettos. These cherry stilettos complement any Versace dress. Better yet, they come complete with inserted blades on the toe and heels that will finish off even the nastiest troll. Highly recommended for the novice hunter.
4. Poison Perfume for the Pesky Pervert. Rather keep your BFF's vamp boyfriend at a distance? Put a little of this special Dior fragrance on and make sure he gets a whiff.Once he realizes you smell like you haven't showered in a week, his repulsion--and death--should be immediate. Better yet, there's no bloody mess to clean up after.
3. Fire-breathing dress. Want a dress that looks stylish and burns the flesh off vampires at the same time? Look no further than this sexy little number, modeled on a Valentino haute couture evening dress. It accentuates a lady's curves while luring an unsuspecting vampire to his fiery ruin.
2. Chain Whip Exploding Purse. Wondering why you can't combine taste with torture? This sleek Calvin Kline handbag comes equipped with a detachable chain whip that will subdue even the mightiest ghoul. Better yet, ask any annoying undead guy to hold your purse and run. This baby blows up any male ego within a hundred-feet radius.
1. Lighting Bra. Think this is just a Lady Gaga wardrobe malfunction?
Think again. This lightning wielding bra is perfect for the intoxicated werewolf who just won't stop humping your guests' legs. It's the perfect finish for any party.
Zombie punk Z wakes up in her designer coffin to learn that Vampie, the undead Paris Hilton wannabe, killed her. At first, Z believes this attack stems from Vampie’s jealousy over Z’s boyfriend. Soon, Z learns Vampie's master plan: stealing Z's boyfriend while eliminating werewolves and zombies altogether. Z decides to pose as Gossip Ghoul to get revenge on the billionaire vampress. Impersonating Vampie’s party girl cousin, Z enters the world of the super wealthy, of birka bags and designer fangs, of Parisian shopping sprees and lavish parties. Will Z be exposed before she texts Vampie's scandalous secrets to the undead world? Or will Z vanquish Vampie to once again make the high school of the living and the undead a safe and fashionable place for all?
About the Books...
Zombies and Lipstick
By Z
Gossip Ghouls Book One
By Z
Gossip Ghouls Book One
Zombie punk Z wakes up in her designer coffin to learn that Vampie, the undead Paris Hilton wannabe, killed her. At first, Z believes this attack stems from Vampie’s jealousy over Z’s boyfriend. Soon, Z learns Vampie's master plan: stealing Z's boyfriend while eliminating werewolves and zombies altogether. Z decides to pose as Gossip Ghoul to get revenge on the billionaire vampress. Impersonating Vampie’s party girl cousin, Z enters the world of the super wealthy, of birka bags and designer fangs, of Parisian shopping sprees and lavish parties. Will Z be exposed before she texts Vampie's scandalous secrets to the undead world? Or will Z vanquish Vampie to once again make the high school of the living and the undead a safe and fashionable place for all?
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In this sequel to The Gossip Ghouls: Zombies and Lipstick, Z finds herself heading for the Hollywood A-list. There's just one problem—to get there, she has to join The Club, a studio system run by the vampires who rule Undead Hollywood. During a wild party, Z learns that the entire film industry is truly run by the undead, some of whom plan to stage a war against the living to reclaim their old Hollywood status. Z must fight against parodies of Hollywood stars of the past in TV's Undead Idol to save her new husband's life and to reclaim her status as the zombie it girl.
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Undead Hollywood
By Z
Gossip Ghouls Book Two
By Z
Gossip Ghouls Book Two
In this sequel to The Gossip Ghouls: Zombies and Lipstick, Z finds herself heading for the Hollywood A-list. There's just one problem—to get there, she has to join The Club, a studio system run by the vampires who rule Undead Hollywood. During a wild party, Z learns that the entire film industry is truly run by the undead, some of whom plan to stage a war against the living to reclaim their old Hollywood status. Z must fight against parodies of Hollywood stars of the past in TV's Undead Idol to save her new husband's life and to reclaim her status as the zombie it girl.
Get Book 2 on your Kindle for Only .99 http://amzn.to/or8Lyh
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