Monday, December 19, 2011

SPOTLIGHT - John Garrett author of How To Deal With Stupid Clowns...


About the Book...

The ebook is filled with humor, comics and art by John Garrett!

You may never have noticed this, but did you ever catch onto the fact  that whenever good normal people are trying to live their lives, have  a good time, or just plain get some work done…there’s always some  STUPID CLOWN around to ruin things?

Dealing with difficult people is hard enough in life -somebody should  write a book on these clowns, or something.

Waitaminnnit…

Good news! The answer is here!

STUPID CLOWN SECRETS…REVEALED!

Unfortunately, I’ve been witness to the antics of stupid clowns for 
too many years. One day I realized that I’d seen all their tricks, and 
they just couldn’t get to me anymore.

The very next instant I knew I had to reveal that knowledge to the 
world!

Marvel and revel as the antics and methods of Stupid Clowns everywhere 
are revealed -in written, comic and art format!



About the Author...

John Garrett is an artist, writer, web designer and all around capital fellow who prefers his food in sandwich form.

Comics, Sci-fi, Fantasy and tech stuff are what hold his interest and  also get him in trouble on a daily basis!



In John's Own Words...

Hi all, I'm John Garrett of Hypertransitory.com, author of "How to Deal with Stupid Clowns who Don't know what the Hell they're talking about!"

Say, did you guys ever notice that when you try to go through your daily life without hassles, accomplish something routine, or just do your job there's always some stupid clown around trying to make a simple task difficult?

One thing I can practically guarantee: Whenever you try to strive for something great, make a huge change in your life, or just try to better yourself -if you take a look over your shoulder you'll inevitably find some stupid clown running their mouth and offering their ignorant, ill-informed, annoying and flat-out wrong opinion on what you should do with your life.

I got so fed up with it I decided to write a book about it. It's called How to Deal with Stupid Clowns who Don't Know What the Hell They're Talking About!

This is the culmination of many years of hard experience. I've suffered through countless hours of exposure to stupid clowns and I finally decided that all that torment should actually amount to something at some point.

So to that end I've compiled this handy book of lessons in order to help others learn how to deal with these ruthlessly annoying people.

First free TIP: How to spot a stupid clown?

To many people, stupid clowns and regular clowns are usually lumped into the same group. These people could not have it more wrong.

Good old regular clowns have taken it upon themselves to entertain us and bring joy to our lives, sometimes at the risk of their own health (think rodeo clowns).

Stupid clowns, on the other hand, don't really think of anything except themselves, and the satisfaction/amusement they get from meddling and interfering with decent, hard-working people. It's like their job.

Here's the problem: Unlike in this book, most stupid clowns don't walk around with big red noses, gaudy suits with big floppy shoes and flowers that spray seltzer-water on you.

Many of them try to blend in so they can hide the evidence of their stupid clown-osity. They're working alongside of you, going to school with you, walking down the street or sitting on the train next to you.

Sometimes these stupid clowns can be in your own family.

They can't completely hide, though.

You can usually spot one by checking their mood and facial expression. When things are going good and people are happy, these guys will be in the background scowling and mean-mugging, wondering how they can screw it up.

You see, it's their mission to prevent happiness and smooth-sailing, so they feel like they failed. No one likes to fail, not even stupid clowns.

Unfortunately for them, we're going to deny them victory. Check out the trailer for the ebook. It has these clowns cowering in fear!


Thanks for reading, and one lucky commenter here can win a free copy of "How to Deal with Stupid Clowns who Don't know what the Hell they're talking about!". Head over to the Stupid Clowns Book Page for more info, plus you can get on my mailing list to download the first chapter for free!

All the best!

**  Thank you John for stopping by and spreading the word about Stupid Clowns...I am sure your tips and suggestions will go a long way~!!  Have a groovy ride and may success find you always~!!  **

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